Sunday, February 3, 2013

BREAKING: Harbaugh bribed refs

In a breaking story, Jack Harbaugh bribed referee Jerome Bogger. A large wire transfer was made from his savings account into Bogger's checking account last night as confirmed by Bank of America.

In a statement issued to the media Jack said "[he] just wanted both of [his] sons to feel like they won. Letting the game end on a blown call lets both boys believe they were the real winner."

When asked who won the game Jack reflected that "we will never know what would have happened."

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