I wanted to try the new chicken sandwich from KFC. It has 2 pieces of chicken instead of a bun and looks disgusting.
But the Boston Globe ripped into it, calling it a 540-calorie pretender vis a vis true American indulgences: the 1000 calorie Double Gulp or a 1000+ quad-stacker. And I eat those as part of my pre-breakfast routine.
Get out of my face with that shit, KFC.